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If you're looking at this product page then STOP - just BUY them! These horns the horniest of all the horns I've ever seen. Don't be fooled by the big horns. Sure, they look big and bold and all that - but these *smaller* horns are packed with concentrated horn-material. That's MORE horn per pixel. Just think about it. More horn.
Now if you're wondering... "Horns? *huh*! Good god ya'll. What are they good for?!" Well then you're probably singing that song "War" by Edwin Starr. For that you need to go to the music catalog.
These are *horns* that go on your forehead. And what do they do? They look freaking awesome, that's what! And who doesn't want to look freaking awesome? That question was rhetorical - but if it were a real question the answer would be "No one doesn't want to look freaking awesome." And then if you were an English Lit person you'd probably point out the double negative in that sentence. But these horns, NO negatives. All positives. Try 'em on and see for yourself!
Short story: I was wearing these horns in a chat room the other day and 14 women and 4 guys wanted to do me. And trust me when I say that women *never* want to do me. The 4 guys, I think, we're just experimenting, but still... *nods knowingly* - the power of the horns. I'm telling you - they're life changing.
Rating:  [5 of 5 Flaming Jalapenos!] |
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